8 / 28 / 2009

Throughout the trials and tribulations of the last few weeks, I’ve been savoring the idea of the adventure that starts today. In fact, this weekend is the kernel of the concept that brought me to Africa in the first place. When I started the MBA program, I knew I wanted to finish the commitment with some time in Africa, “on safari.” While I have not had visions of some Rooseveltian entourage, rampaging through the timber and wildlife, building a reservoir of severed trophies; I have had every image of seeing firsthand the beauty of Africa in the wild. This weekend I’m staying at Mfuwe Lodge, the only facility that is actually inside a game park here in Zambia.

www.mfuwelodge.com

A few years ago, Mfuwe built a new, more modern main lodge for the resort. It includes a pool, dining area, a full bar and more. Thankfully, the design also included an open-air concept with vaulted ceilings. Not far from the new building is a large mango tree; apparently the tree is a favorite with a local herd of elephants. Once the lodge was complete, the next spring as the mangos reached their peak of ripeness (according to pachyderm preference), the elephants came looking for their favorite tree – only to find the lodge in the way. Not to worry, the elephants proceeded right through the lobby and out the back to reach the tree and the fruit. The passage continues every year, with the elephants walking right through the lobby:

Mango hunting elephant at Mfuwe Lodge

Unfortunately, this is not the season for Mangos, but any lodge that has such a special relationship with the park is the right place for me. So this afternoon, Patson drove me to the airport for the flight to Mfuwe. South Luangwe Park is not far from Lusaka (a few hundred miles) but the roads are in such calamitous condition that the drive is over 10 hours. So flying is the best option. You can guess my trepidation.

A few years ago, the main local airline “Zambian” went bust. Zambian Airways was run by the former president’s son. So, it’s only natural that the new president’s progeny replace him. Zambezi Air is now the airline of choice, I’m not sure when the next election takes place, so this is our only option. The airplane is familiar; I flew the same model working for United Express in Monterrey. It’s a squirrelly little plane, but safe enough. The flight is delayed, so I’m a bit amused by the young pilot ~ 23? ~ who is busy inside the terminal chatting and trying to look heroic for some of the ladies. That is, until he catches my eye, then he shuffles quickly out to the tarmac for the preflight. I’m not sure what HE looks at, but the plane passes my inspection as I approach for boarding. I stop near the cockpit to look inside and listen for a second. Same stuff I’ve heard a million times, the hint of boredom and clipped responses in the pilots’ voices are the right sign that everything is routine. I take my seat and give the ‘ok’ sign to a few who are traveling with me.

The Brasilia seats 29

One of the women working in the WBR office is an American ex-pat who has been in Zambia for a few years working with various agencies. This week she has been entertaining some old friends from Chicago. The three women are full of excitement with the trip and obviously spending time with each other. They are not staying at Mfuwe (the food is apparently better elsewhere), but we are all traveling together. One is not the most comfortable with flying, so we sit together and chat about life and Chicago during the flight. The trip is uneventful; some clouds obscure the view below us, which is a shame. The landing reminds me of the young pilot; he could use some more practice.

So we are safe and sound in Luangwe. A driver is waiting for me at the airport, I’m the only one headed to Mfuwe lodge so he throws the bags in and we’re off. The driver is a bit of a rarity, he’s older, I’d guess he’s in his 50’s. He’s very gregarious and I have to laugh as he stops to buy some meet from a vendor standing on the highway. We are heading down a two-lane road when a young man holds up chunks of raw meat. The driver stops, looks back and looks at me – I shrug. So then I watch while he barters for the meat. Each piece is 5-10 lbs, one from the ribs, the other a haunch or some sort. I’m enjoying the sun (the valley we are in is much lower than Lusaka, the temperature is over 80). Once he completes the deal, he throws the meat in the back of the jeep. At this point I’m glad I insisted on moving my bags forward to avoid the inevitable dust that builds up in the back of the vehicle. Now they are not jostling with the fresh kill either. As we drive, I’m asking the driver about his family. He is extremely proud of his many children, grandchildren and more. As an old man he has also reached a level of prominence in his tribe. He wears feathers in his hat to denote his chiefdom.

I get to meet some of his family. We stop by his house to drop off the meat. Two boys come out to the vehicle when we arrive. The older boy is about 13 and seems to be in charge of the other children and takes brisk orders from the “chief.” The other boy is maybe 5. The piece of meet he’s given to take care of is bigger than his head. He runs into the house holding the prize high and yelling to everyone inside. Once that chore is accomplished the older grandson hops in and we take him into town on more of the chief’s business. I’m starting to wonder if I’ll ever reach the lodge. But we do. The staff is extremely helpful and polite. There are several British and South African ex-pats running the camp, but everyone I meet seems well-versed in their job and exceptionally friendly (even for Zambia). I’m checked into the Armadillo lodge; a one bedroom chalet that has a back deck overlooking a river tributary.

There are two safaris each day. The first is at 6AM, the other starts at 5PM. Before each, someone comes by the chalet to wake you and make sure you have time to eat before heading out. When I arrive at the main Lodge, they are serving coffee, tea, cookies and cheeses. Perfect! I’m asked to sit with a group of Italians. We will all be in the same vehicle for the night’s safari. Our guide is Lincoln. Lincoln and I chat about where I’m from and how long I’ve been in Africa while the others talk very excitedly – my experience in Italy says this is normal.

Very soon we are on our way. Things seem to be very slow, after 30 minutes the driver takes us by a collection of elephant bones. Apparently this is the best they can offer, no animals seem to be about. I’m curious why we don’t seem to stray too far from the lodge (we’re only a few miles away and the park is enormous), but the drivers are all conversing on the radio, and even with competing lodges as we pass other tourists on the trails. Everyone is doing their best to locate the wildlife.

There is a large pride of lions in the area (18), the Italian tourists are regaling me on how they were able to see the lions feasting on a cape buffalo the night before. I’m calculating the odds of something like that happening two nights in a row – it doesn’t look good. We do see some antelope, mostly the smaller Puku and Mpalas. These are beautiful animals, but I’ve seen many already in Botswana and I’m hoping to see more variety here in Luangwe.

At dusk we stop near the Luangwe river for “sundowners.” A very nice safari tradition. The driver’s assistant breaks out the bar. So here I am in Africa, watching a stunning sunset with a gin & tonic while I listen to the hippos (they are the loudest animals, who’s really going to tell them to shut up?).

Sunset over the Luangwa River
The river is full of hippos constantly bellowing and roaring at one another

As we are finishing the cocktail hour, an elephant comes forward out of the tree-line thirsty for water. She ambles up to the embankment only 100 yards upstream. I watch as she tries to figure out a way down the steep shelf, which I think is impossible for her, but who am I to say “no?” We get into the truck and begin to head back the way we’ve come. I interrupt Lincoln to ask why we aren’t going to see the elephant? He gives me a curious look (I was not yet aware that night safaris are ALL about finding cats), but he agrees and drives over within 20 yards of the elephant. After a few minutes, Lincoln attempts to start the truck, but it just won’t cooperate.

So here we are, stuck in the sand, 20, 15, 10 yards from an elephant more and more anxious about getting down to the water and meandering ever closer to our vehicle. I’m feeling a bit sheepish about asking for the “special” stop, and wondering what’s wrong with our truck. I decide to let the guides deal with the jeep and focus on the elephant, the sound of the hippos and the darkening African sky. It’s stunning. Everyone is quiet, except for the low mumbles of the two guides trying to start the truck. For a few minutes we are alone in Africa.

In the growing darkness I see something darker approaching the vehicle from behind. We ask the guide what it might be. He turns on a large spotlight to find an enormous hippo has climbed the embankment to forage for food. He’s only ten feet from us and the guides are obviously concerned. The hippo is also concerned that after hauling his fat carcass up the slope, we’ve decidedly to spotlight him. Now we’re stuck between two animals, each large enough to turn over the 3-ton Landrover. This is why I’m here and I’m grinning from ear to ear. The hippo gives up and plunges down the embankment. He slips into the water, and if he hadn’t bellowed his annoyance he would have been soundless.

The guides keep messing with the battery so I finally have to interject. We have lights (hence power) but no starter, there must be a short somewhere. But the starter is under the vehicle and a risky place to do repairs with the elephant so close. The big animal finally ambles the other direction for a few yards. The men in the truck get out to push start it. I’m thinking this will be nearly impossible in the sand, but the Land Rover cranks up after being pushed just a foot or two; I’m very impressed. We all jump back in feeling decidedly manish.

From the river we head back into the bush. There’ve been reports of a leopard nearby. We find the animal (Lucy) in a tree. She doesn’t seem too concerned about the vehicle as we close in, but once two others arrive she starts to get a bit restless. We decide to move along. Once we vacate our spot, a jeep from a different lodge pulls up immediately beneath Lucy. I’m at once incredulous that the driver would put his guests so close and thankful that I’m staying with another lodge. Lincoln is actually swearing at the other driver’s stupidity. Never-the-less, Lucy is a beautiful animal, but the night photos are difficult to interpret.


Lucy

After leaving Lucy, we drive around the park a bit more. We come across a hyena that is on the hunt. The hyena is poised not too far from the road and is considering crossing in front of us. To the right we see a beaver sized animal, perhaps a large marmot. The marmot is moving along a trail into some tall grasses and trees. It is decidedly unhurried, attempting to stay quiet and use the cover of darkness. The hyena finally darts across the road and follows the trail. We are all amused to see the marmot a few moments later making its way back towards us, after reversing its trail in the tall grasses. It moves along back across the road and off into the night on our left. We see the hyena exit the grass and sit down. Perhaps he’s confused, or perhaps he doesn’t like to hunt in public. We move on.

We make our back to the lodge and along the way we come across a few more antelope and a large ferret. Each animal is completely unconcerned by our passing or at times our closer inspection when we stop. But other than Lucy, we don’t find any cats.

After we return, everyone sits down to dinner to discuss the night’s safari. The Italians turn out to be two couples, one with an adult son. Lincoln and I share a conversation for most of the dinner, but in the end we all join a discussion. They seem delighted that I have spent time in Italy and very curious about my efforts there and even more curious about WBR and its success in Africa. I like the bunch, but I’m sorry that they are leaving early in the morning. Lincoln has convinced me to join him on a walking safari in the morning. It didn’t take much convincing…

8 /27 / 09

This has been my last full week in Zambia, I was hoping to make a great deal of progress on the two shipments of bikes to Zimbabwe. But we have been stymied and flummoxed at almost every point.

After waiting in the yard for paperwork three days, the truck finally left Friday last week. This is the same truck I personally loaded so it could depart sooner. I should have known better, it seems there was no rush at all. In fact, its hard to generate any rush on anything here in Africa. The shipment was finally delivered this Monday and the assembly has finally started. Now that the bikes are on the way, the charities we are working with in Zimbabwe are getting very excited and asking for daily updates on our progress.

I wish we had better news for them. We’ve finally received the rest of the bikes from India that we will re-route to Zimbabwe, but we are missing some key parts: the hubs. Last week it suddenly became apparent to me that we have a bit of a divided house here at WBR. I have incorrectly assumed the necessary hubs for Harare have been set aside for those Zimbabwe customers. However, the production schedule for deliveries in Zambia has continued unabated and in the last week we have run out of hubs. Zip, nada, zilch. We are done until we can either obtain more hubs from the Czech supplier, or expedite testing and delivery of the new ones from Eric Chen and KT hubs.

The majority of effort this week has been placating customers on one end and dealing with our supply crisis on the other. We have few options, most of the NGOs in Harare are using end of year funds to purchase the bicycles. If the money is not spent, it is lost. So if we are unable to deliver the bikes in the next few weeks, it will be many more months before we can. This may not sound like an enormous problem, but efficacy of the bike has been proven here in Zambia. The workers who receive the bikes are able to visit more patients, stay with them longer, even get some to a clinic that otherwise would not be able to make the trip. A few months delay could have an enormous impact on both the quality and quantity of care that some of the victims receive. Therefore, the bikes need to go as soon as possible, and we must acquire some hubs as quickly as we can.

After a few calls to Chicago, where WBR is headquartered, and a few more emails, it seems rather obvious that we will not be able to get any of the new hubs in time to meet the deadlines in Harare. So now we must order additional hubs from the Czech Republic and Velo Steel. Not only do we need to go back to that supplier, but, we’ll have to air ship them to Africa. The hubs come in crates of 500, are the size of a sofa and weigh a ¼ ton or more. That’s expensive air-mail. Already, we’re seeing the costs of this little excursion to Zimbabwe getting too high, and we’ve barely started. A bit depressing, but at this point, I’ve got a bit of summit fever and want to get this job done successfully and within the timeframe demanded by our customers. I’d like to make sure the bikes are on the road to Harare – the last few hundred – before I leave, but it will be close. Which in Africa means probably not. But I’m trying anyway.

The other thing I’m trying to do this week is to finalize my next trip. Or two. Tomorrow I’m headed to South Luangwe (Loo-wan-gwa) Park, which is a large reserve in eastern Zambia. I’ve booked a room in a famous lodge that is actually inside the park. I’ll be there two full days; it should be very interesting! A friend of mine has also asked me “why in the world are you going to Africa if you’re not taking the time to see the gorillas?” I think this was an excellent question and good rebuke on my planning. The original plan had included a stop in Cairo for a few days with the pyramids before coming south to Zambia. I had to cut that leg of the journey, the trip was just getting too expensive. But from here, Uganda and the gorillas are only a short hop away. I could fly up, drive out, hike in, drop down and say “howdy” and work my back in about three days. But as I’ve looked at the schedule and the steadily declining balance of my checking account, I decided the gorillas will have to wait for another time. The next trip will have to include the pyramids, gorillas, rhinos and any other animal that I don’t get to see this coming weekend; which better not be many!

Part of the decision to skip the gorillas is also part of the decision to head home a little earlier than originally planned. Now that Dave is back in town, there is less for me to accomplish in the office. Also, I’ve booked a pretty tight schedule back home for the month of September (don’t I always) and a few more days would really help out. That way I could actually get back to Seattle before spending the better part of three more weeks on the road. Be nice to see the house and down load some of these bags.

But first, I have some more safaris! Since the young men are gone, there’s no real reason to be out late before the trip. My flight leaves in the afternoon tomorrow. Coincidently, one of the women from the WBR office is also going. She has some friends in from the states and had booked a trip to the park at the same time. Although they are staying at a different lodge, we’re all traveling together. The good thing is the next post should have some pictures! Take care everyone…

8 / 21 / 09

Not much to report after two weeks, no safaris, no travel (at least for me), and only a slight amount of progress. After six weeks, the newness of the adventure has tapered off and I’ve settled into a bit of routine.

The days are generally full of office work: spreadsheets and emails. Occasionally I will have to drive to the Tata location where our bikes are assembled. The drive is actually where I’m having most of my fun. The wanton manner of the local drivers, the haphazard maintenance of the roads and numerous driving circles feel like home to me. I’m reminded of my days flying helicopters, flitting along through the night past trees and ridgelines. Here it’s bumpers and potholes that suddenly appear as obstacles and I love it! Last week Brian and I left for the drive across town in two different cars. I’m sure he thought I would find the drive difficult. Instead, when he finally arrived, I had been talking to our staff and peers at Tata for almost 10 minutes. He was actually incredulous that I beat him and wanted to know what special route I had taken. I told him sometimes there are more lanes than what is obvious.

Brian just returned today from Zimbabwe. He and Baldwin, our lead mechanic and former pro cyclist, were there for the last five days training the new assemblers. It’s good to see each of them. They are both genuinely good men. Baldwin is openly gregarious, always smiling and happy to see everyone. He is another reason I enjoy the trips to Tata, its always nice to spend some time chatting with him. Brian is equally friendly and sincere, but much more subdued. His has a wry sense of humor and enjoys seeing his jokes play across the face of his audience. Originally, they were supposed to stay another week to begin assembling the bicycles. But, the shipment has yet to arrive.

The shipment has been the largest task for me this week. I went so far as to load the container myself, not wanting to wait an extra day for the laborers at Tata to do the job at their own pace. I’m already large in comparison to most Zambians, after loading the truck Tuesday, the workers at the facility have taken to calling me ‘strong man’ (earlier my moniker was ‘big man’). But once loaded, it has been an additional two days to finally get the truck on the road with all the necessary paperwork. While I was dealing with logistics, Brian and Baldwin were putting together and training a team of assemblers. These men will not only accomplish this month’s work, but will also form the core of the company’s workforce when WBR starts a full time presence in Harare next year.

Once work is complete, my routine is mostly about food and fitness. It’s a little over a mile walk from the office to Dave’s house where I’m staying. The weather is pleasant and at that hour everyone is on the road heading home, so there are plenty of others on the walk. There is a grocer on the way; a one pound sirloin costs about $2. Once home I take a sunset run. Occasionally, there are locals running along the roadside, but I hesitate to call them runners/joggers. They are always in regular clothes and I cringe at the thought of running in those shoes. So the sight of the big mazungo (white man) jogging in shorts and t-shirt is unusual. I get many odd looks and jeers from passing buses and taxis. Even still, the faces are smiling and good-natured.

Once home I try to put some dinner together, but several times each week, the power will fail shortly after sunset, so I generally head out to find a restaurant. There are several very good places to eat here in Lusaka. Indian food is easy to find and owing to the large number of Indians working in Lusaka, the quality is great. A steak house near embassy row, the Italian place near the fairgrounds and a few more in the main market and life is actually quite comfortable here. Not the experience I assumed I would have here, but Ill take it just the same.

8 / 10 / 2009

Today we dropped Dan off at the airport, and just five days ago Jack returned to the states. That leaves me on my own for another week here in Lusaka before Dave returns from his vacation. When Dave, the WBR Director of Operations, departed for his one-month trip back the US, he offered his home to three of us. Since the water at the first house was out soon after and the power was continuously failing, I jumped at the offer.

Now that the two young gentlemen have returned home, as well as the hundreds of young interns that spent their summers here, life is maturing quickly. No more beer pong (a game I just discovered, but is apparently taken the college world by storm and is now reaching international acclaim), or rap music or lively discussions about youthful endeavors. Its back to books and exercise for the old man.

Of course, I should also add that Dave’s house comes with a maid, gardener, pool and a very comfortable selection of furniture. There are also two dogs in the compound. They alone are reason to make the move. Instead of the two hell pups at the previous residence who did nothing but bark and bite, here we have an old ridgeback that is quiet and docile and a mutt that has convinced herself that she is eternally pregnant. They make a cute couple.

I have also noticed that this compound, like so many others here in Lusaka, or even in Harare, have an air of self sufficiency about them. Here we have avocados, huge avocados:

along with bamboo, spices, coconut, flowering shrubs that annoy mosquitoes, and other fruits, vines and flowers. It seems very natural at first, but I’ve seen many temporary structures (my clothing rack for example) made of bamboo and vines from the garden; and the food stuffs ripen variously throughout the year. I’ve obviously been impressed with the forethought and use of the gardens around many homes.

Another grand improvement on the living conditions has been the weather. Winter, as it is, only seems to last a week or two here in Zambia. It also seemed to coincide with my arrival here in July. Now in August the weather resembles the best part of the summer in the northwest US. Clear blue skies almost daily: temperature between 60 at dawn and mid 70’s during the day. Its absolutely gorgeous! When I mention how nice it is, everyone tells me its much better during the summer. So I have to keep reminding myself that it is, in fact, winter here. During the African summer the rains come, and apparently the leaves are fuller, the greens are greener. I see all the dirt roads and imagine the quagmire that must come with the rain. The locals seem immune to the difficulties associated with the mud. They all shrug it off and say travel is “tougher.”

The country is beautiful in many respects with palm trees and banana groves in many areas. The exotic plants always add luster to the westerner’s view. Looking past the poor roads and infrastructure, the country has enormous potential. Having lived in Florida, I begin to wonder if the peaceful beauty of the surroundings has anything to do with the lasseiz-fare attitude of the local Zambians.

This week has been hectic at the office. We are attempting to ship the first consignment of bicycles to Harare. Its only hectic because I do not speak Zambian (the national language is English) and I’ve run up against a wall of fiefdoms and NGO bureaucracy.

In short, many an NGO feels that every price is too high, since they are in fact a charity. Even after agreeing to a price, they relentlessly and without shame continue to press for discounts. At the same time, they claim that as a charity, they are never quite sure of their funding, and are likely to cancel their order. But without a doubt the most difficult part of the business at hand has been learning the language. Here are a few examples of what I’ve been able to figure out so far:

Just Now: When reminding a local of a particular task, they will invariably respond they are doing the job “just now.” At first it sounds like everything is on track. But “just now” really means “not only have I not started, but it’s likely I won’t get to that today.”

It’s Done: After learning what “just now” translates to in English, I began to ask if certain items of business are complete, and was happy to learn that “it’s done.” Translation: “This is a complicated task, one that will likely take a great deal of time and involve a large amount of bureaucracy. Since most of this effort is really out of my hands, or simply beyond me, I’ve given up for the day. In short, it may not be done, but I’m done working on it.”

Yes Boss: “I don’t speak English”

The list goes on and I still have many more to learn. In the middle of the learning I am working diligently to coordinate the bicycle orders from Harare and schedule the shipment next week. Before the container goes, Brian will drive to Zimbabwe with one of our lead mechanics to train the new assemblers. So interacting with two different national customs, immigration and tax agencies is what seems to be occupying most of my day. I really am working after all.

11 / 10 / 2009

Hello everyone. It's been quite a while since the last post. Since visiting some friends and family (with many admonishments for not completing the blog) I've decided to pick up where the last posting left off. I apologize for the long delay, but now, like Paul Harvey, I hope you enjoy the rest of the story:

8 / 3 / 2009

Sunday is another early day but without the sex. The day before we got into the kitchen early for breakfast, then found another (free) breakfast waiting for us at the river. So today we skip the kitchen and expect breakfast to be part of the safari – it isn’t. A van picks us up at the hostel and we are driven about 25 miles to the Botswana border. With us are two young women from NY who are in Zambia working for an education charity, two teen-age boys with ipods and the boys’ parents.

The border crossing is actually a ferry. The river is about 200 meters across at this point, there are several small boats carrying pedestrians and larger ferries carrying the semi-trailers. Trucks must wait a day or more to cross here. I wonder what a bridge would do for interstate commerce. On the far side we find the jeeps waiting for us. We pile in quickly; there are already many other jeep loads here who’ve been waiting. Several other college girls from Utah, also from our hotel, left an hour before us. So yeah, I’m with 2 college age men and what, 15 prospective dates. It’s going to be an interesting day.

The jeeps take us to the entrance of Chobe Park in northern Botswana. Chobe Park is home to the largest concentration of elephants on earth. (Kelly, you should probably check it out.) But before we go into the park we have a boat tour of the confluence of the Chobe and Zambezi rivers.

We board the flat-bottomed boat and pick a seat at the railing. The next group to board is about 25 Korean tourists. These folks did not forget breakfast: they’ve brought it with them. Even after living in Korea for a year, I never developed a taste for dried fish and seaweed. On the positive side of things I’m no longer hungry.

The area is marshy with a large island in the middle. The entire area is swarming with wildlife. The boat glides around the marsh, easing up to hippos, crocodiles, buffalo, and numerous birds. Almost every animal is nonplussed by our presence.

The crocodiles are especially still, rarely moving in any amount. They preferr to bask in the sun and digest their last meal. These two are about 7 feet long, nose to tail. The hippos are a bit more temperamental, usually drifting off as the boat approaches. We are never close enough for the little digital to capture the scene. Yes, I need a new camera.

Jack has seen numerous elephants in Africa, but has yet to see any drinking. Well today he gets his wish. The boat rounds a bend in the river to find two elephants. Both are drinking and edging into the water. It’s a very rhythmic process watching them pull in the river water, I’d be interested to know how much a snootfull of water amounts to.

These two are also not terribly put off by our presence but they prefer more privacy as well: they amble off down the river bank trying to keep a comfortable distance.

Elephant not actual size

One of the more interesting animals was the African Darter. The Darter is a fishing bird, mostly black but unlike other aquatic birds, this one does not excrete any oil. So the bird spends a great deal of time trying to dry off. At first I wondered if they were trying to be intimidating. But no, they just stand in the marsh with wings spread, looking like they should be on top of a flag-pole.

I was prepared to see the elephants, hippos and crocodiles; ready to see each one “in the wild” so to speak. But I was not ready, or not expecting to see so many other aspects of the wild life in Africa. There are numerous types of antelope here, some large, single and majestic, others smaller, quick and numbered in herds. The impalas and pukus were the most numerous. The impalas are relatively easy to pick out because each one has the letter “M” tattooed on their ass. Down each leg and on either side of the tail is a dark stripe, so when the tail is still – M.

But I preferred the larger variety of antelopes, the Kudu and most of all the Sable. We saw one Kudu marching down the beach:

Male Kudu

If you can’t tell from the photo, this animal is easily twice the size of the implala behind, perhaps even larger. It has thin white vertical stripes and resembles the bongo, but this one is obviously gray, not red. This guy was pretty much master of his area and was not going to be rushed along by any tourists.

Yes, there were plenty of hippos, and many more photos of the elephants, but those will have to wait.

Amazing to see the transition of the tourists. At first everyone was flocking to the roof deck for a better view, or crushing against the railing for a close up picture of the animals. After an hour the scene is much more tame and everyone seems to be more involved conversing with each other. Dan and Jack take this opportunity to chat with all the young ladies. Most of the girls are from the western US and about half are only in Africa for two weeks, with this safari weekend thrown in the middle. As for me, I’m starting to wonder more and more about lunch.

We go to one of the lodges for Chobe park, where they have set up a buffet for us. It’s very nice, but the pool seems to beckon since the day has warmed up considerably. At the pool I talk to a young Scandinavian couple that are spending two years in South Africa teaching music. They really seem to be enjoying what they are doing, teaching jazz, but part of me wonders if there’s a limit to what charities should be doing.

After lunch, we climb back into the jeeps for the afternoon ride. We drive into Chobe Park to see what we will see. Elephants are a foregone conclusion here, but we are each anxious to see what else the park holds – namely cats.

As we enter, the guide slows down enough to point out some shrubs. In these, he says, are where the cats spend most of the day. What he doesn’t say is that they are unlikely to stay too close to where jeeps are driving along at 40kmh. Here’s a picture of the diurnal feline habitat.

Look closely!

Our guide is obviously a practitioner of the PT Barnum school of Safaris.

These shrubs continue for quite a while, in a few places they give way to a grave yard of trees – areas where elephants have stopped to eat. They not only strip the leaves, but the bark and then seem to knock the trunk over when they’re done.

A bit further, the trail comes to a flood plain of the Chobe river. Here we find more hippos and several wart-hogs. The wart-hog is just plain ugly. He spends his day on his front knees so he can burrow his ugly mug deeper into the ugly mud to dig up what must be ugly pills.

Mud Ugly!

Behind ugly there is a zebra, we only see a few. The driver is adamant that we are pronouncing the name wrong and corrects us many times (a soft ‘e’), so it becomes a bit of sport for us. Next we see the most majestic animal of the day: the Sable Antelope. He is the largest type of antelope we see all day, similar to a Burmese mountain dog in colors. Most impressive is his huge rack. Beautiful horns that curve gracefully almost completely to his back. He strides past with all the regal bearing of a Windsor.

His Majesty

Nearly all the animals we see move with a sedate calm. As if none of them want to upset the grandeur of the setting or the peaceful calm of the day. That was left to us, roaring around in our jeeps. There are about half a dozen vehicles visible in the flood plain (we can see a little more than a mile of the trail). Each car stops to see the same animals in turn. And then we turn around, as if the tour is over.

No way! I think, that can’t be it. Where are the cats? the giraffes? This place is supposed to be crawling with elephants. Where’s my money? But we do turn around, the day is getting on and we have to be back in Livingstone by 5PM. The trail back leaves the Chobe river. We almost immediately start to see giraffes, first just a head above the trees and then, as we are straining to see one in the distance on our left, we pull immediately in front of two on the right. Traffic jam in Chobe.

Giraffes have a talent for cropping their own photos

I cannot not zoom back any farther, we are 20’ from this guy, he must be over 15’ tall. The giraffe behind is as impatient with traffic as I am, he goes looking for another way to the water. The giraffe in front seems just as curious as we are - until he starts to groan a bit, so we move on. As we watch him go, someone notices an eagle. The fish eagle is actually the national bird of Zambia and once we notice them, we can see them all over the reserve; they resemble our own bald eagles, but the white extends further, like a cape.

Fish Eagle

Zambian / Zimbabwean National Bird

In the distance we can see hundreds of other large birds collected densely in just a few trees. As we approach it is obvious they are vultures. I think they are all full, below them is a large elephant who had died several days earlier. Surprising that after such a long time he is still nearly complete.

Not much further up the trail we finally find a small family of elephants, three adults, a couple younger ones and an infant.

The larger animals surrounding and protecting the little guy

I feel much better as we continue on out of the park. We’ve seen nearly every animal we were looking for except the cats, who are much more nocturnal. Rhinos would have been a great addition, but there are only a few in this area of the world, perhaps half a dozen in the border areas of Zambia and Botswana. Before we leave the park we come to a major jam: Chobe Chicago style. There are now elephants everywhere. A herd of about 30 are crossing the trail, the jeep in front of us is nose to nose with two.

Traffic Jam

Once that jeep gets by we try to ease by ourselves without causing a raucous. Not only are the elephants a bit indignant that we are interrupting their sojourn, they are also nervous about the 4-5 very young in their midst.

A very young elephant is barely visible in the trees

This was the last calm moment of the bull on the left; as we pass he turns and flares at us, shaking his head and stamping one foot. It is extremely impressive, and being in the jeep did nothing for my feeling of security, or lack thereof. We pass only 4 feet from him. I am tempted to take a photo, but the camera whirring and clicking doesn't seem like a good idea.

The last view of the park is the sausage trees. Too good to be true, but it sure looks real

Sausages!

When we get back to Livingston, we take 10 of the girls we met on the safari and go to an 'authentic' African restaurant. The guys and I are interested in the crocodile steaks. These are great! The side dishes are interesting, most of the them are an odd collection of vegetables; they are very bland and designed to accompany the nshima. I don’t like nshima. But I do enjoy the dancing ritual that takes place after dinner. Some locals try to display authentic zulu dress along with a ritual mating dance. I think the choice of zulu is curious, since they were invaders in this area. But the dance is neat. Especially when the dancers came to our table and collect all the young men and women to join them. Thankfully, I am left to observe – and document the event. Everyone has a great time.

The next day we are up early again. Knowing how torturous the bus ride could be we are emphatic in our goal of riding a more comfortable “business class” bus. That bus leaves at 6AM. The ride is fine, much better than before. But as we get close to town, the driver begins to make stops for individual passengers. Imagine my disbelief building as we stop every mile or two. The frosting on this cake: the bus pulls into a gas station. I can see the center of town about a mile away and we are going to fill up. 5-10 minutes for a car, how long for a bus? So I grab my bags and we walk to the main interchange where we catch a cab. I’m not sure why I thought the bus would actually go to the terminal, I’m sure the driver was equally confused by my expectations. In the end we are back at ‘home’ by 2PM, it’s a beautiful day. We spend much of the afternoon comparing photos and trying to figure out how to post the videos on the web. But the service here is just to slow. You’ll have to wait.

8 / 1 / 2009

Let’s see, its Saturday. What did YOU do? This last week I was working with FK to facilitate changes to a major component of the WBR bicycle. But something bigger came up. This weekend I am in Victoria Falls with Dan and Jack. This is something I wanted to do earlier in the month, but was glad to wait until the two gentlemen were free to come as well.

We left early Friday morning, taking a cab to the bus station. An interestingly early morning since we spent the night before at a local tavern. By local, I do mean local, we were the only three “mazungos” there. We caught quite a few looks, the young gentlemen certainly more than me. Jack was especially popular; he has spent the last week or two singing with a local Anglican choir, has picked up on some of the local language and could sing along with many of the most popular hits. Kennedy, one of the WBR drivers was our host, along with his brother Teddy – I kid you not. I was the only one to notice those few who didn’t appreciate our presence, and only because that’s what I do. By and large, the dense crowd was bemused to see us there, and were gracious with many hand shakes and warm smiles. The girls were numerous, attractive and in my world – very young. I have been struck, since my arrival, at the uncommon beauty of the local women. As a group they are proud, happy, svelte, very alive and animated.

By 2AM we were on our way home to find that none of us had prepared for the weekend trip. I had to stay up an extra hour to pack and to send a last few emails, thoughts and spreadsheets to FK. Two and one-half hours later I was up, getting ready for the trip. I felt much too paternal, and acted too muck like my father waking my two house-mates. Which was only a foreshadowing of events to come. We climbed into the cab and proceeded to the bus station. WHAT a scene! As we enter the station we are beset by 10 criers demanding that we accompany them to Ndola, Chipata, Kenya, Churundu, anywhere and everywhere. They leaped at the cab displaying signs for each destination, as if we had no idea where to go, and needed a concrete sales pitch to make up our minds. After a month in Zambia, this is only slightly abnormal, so we ignore them all and find the coach headed to Victoria Falls. After purchasing our tickets ($16 one way for the 6 hour ride) we climb on board to find our seats. I think we are on the kid’s bus – the seats are small. As the oldest I claim the window seat, a place to make my nest and get comfortable. I let the other two figure it out for themselves. Dan will be taking Ambien, so I encourage him to take the center seat – he’ll be immune to any jostling from Jack or me.

The bus stops three times on the way to Victoria Falls, we get off once to eat. When we arrive it’s the same scene we left in Lusaka, just a smaller scale of cabbies vying for a fare. After so many hours in a crowded bus, we elect to walk to our hostel – the Fawlty Towers (oh do I wish I had taken a picture!). We quickly collect ourselves and head out to the falls.

Words do no justice here – you’ll just have to see this event for yourselves. The 7 natural wonders include the Great Barrier Reef of Australia, the Grand Canyon, the Northern Lights, Mount Everest, the harbor at Rio de Janeiro, the Paricutin volcano in Mexico and Victoria Falls. I have seen three so far from the air, and after seeing the fourth I must admit they are wonderous because only from the air can you see the sheer scale of the event. Victoria Falls can not be captured in a single frame, or a single moment or a single sound. At once it reverberates across your senses as a crescendo, and is also found in the quiet solitude of the rainforest growing in the mist (where I found myself feeling like home, touring Pt Defiance). It is a torrent of water a mile wide and 4oo feet high, but is also a placid lake that rests above the chasm. It presents a constant rainbow in one direction and an opaque mist rising like rain from the earth in the other. Each of us are immediately enamored and rush from one viewpoint to another in a vain attempt to capture it all.

Guess what – I only took one camera. I could not hope to capture any aspect of the falls in the instant digital, so you’ll have to wait for Scancafe© to transfer the photos I do have. Rest assured they will not compare to the numerous photos available here:

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As we view the falls, from some aspects we can see a bridge that spans a valley that at one time, millennia ago, held a portion of the falls we see today. From that bridge there are people jumping, well, its bungee. Years ago when I was traversing the states on the back of a motorcycle I was determined to something similar, but never found the opportunity.

After seeing the falls up close we return to the hostel where we find several young British women very concerned that they are sharing ‘their’ area of the hotel with three strange men. I find the whole thing very humorous, and leave them to go downstairs for a drink with the hostel manager, his wife and several of their friends swapping stories by the pool. In the morning I wake but it’s not my alarm. The walls of the hostel are thin, at first I assume that one of the British gals is not quite as proper as she first let on. Then I realize the sounds of estrous are emanating from the other direction. In fact, if it weren’t for the wall, I’d probably be a participant; the sounds are uncomfortably close. After some reflection I determine that this is not a good way to wake up in the morning. So I get up to prepare for the events of the day.

Dan, Jack and I, collect downstairs for the 8AM bus to the falls. We are going white water rafting! On a coincidental note, I recently contacted an old friend on Facebook. Constance described her recent trip to south Africa and told me how great the Zambezi river rafting was, just four months earlier. So now we are off on the same adventure.

The van stops and we stand for a rather presumptive safety briefing and then don our rafting gear and head down the steep embankment for the river and the rafts. Since the three of us represent almost all the mature testosterone in the group of 50 sightseers (British school boys, two families and a very few young ladies), we are quite popular with the guides, each vying for us to join their group. We sign up with a pair of gentlemen. One uses a kayak, his face is covered in scars from years of work in white water. He tells us of the many awards he has won as a champion in the sport. The other, Vector, guides the raft we’ll be using; he has a quick smile and seems calmly confident. The rest of our raft is populated by an odd collection from England – a diminutive grandfather sporting an old hoodlum tattoo, his son and grand-daughter and another family associate. The son looks oddly familiar with close-cropped hair and sunglasses, but the day reveals the man has no reason to be familiar: he lacks any sense of competence. So with our merry troupe we head off down the Zambezi.

There are 17 sets of rapids that we traverse, many are Class IV, a few Class V. I’m excited to be here. The valley is very high above us, the water is low so we are privy to the rocky landscape of the river bed. In a few weeks the water will be at its lowest and we are told its most dangerous. But I’m sure everyone hears the same tale.

We start off down the river, the entire group makes about six rafts, with the additional 4 kayaks. These guys are well organized, the kayaks are for additional safety should someone end up in the water too far from a raft, and throughout the day, photographers are spaced along the river to capture the tourists. I try to get the people in my raft to stand for each photo op, but my admonishments are ignored.

Dan and Jack occupy the bow of our raft, except on the occasions when they weren’t able to stay in the boat. We are encouraged to purposely get out of the raft on several occasions, either for a quick swim, to do a little cliff diving, or to float some of the lighter class I, II rapids as a swimmer. That was actually very interesting, especially when we were caught in an eddy, spinning in circles while the rafts continued down the river. It was an odd sensation to be suddenly pulled upstream, and bang into another swimmer. At one point, all three of us were spinning in the same whirlpool, and laughing at it all – until Vector yelled at us to catch up.

The Class IV rapids were my most favorite. The Class V were usually just one large rock that should be avoided, but the “smaller” class IV’s seemed to be a longer run of white water, more time to get wet, fall in, and look stupid on film.

Our first waves

During our second set of rapids the boat lurched steeply to the right. Jack was almost catapulted out of the raft, but luckily Dan was there to catch him, and was consequently thrown from the raft himself. We also lost the rest of the starboard crew, but I wasn’t too concerned about that at the moment, I was too busy laughing.


This is a great shot of Father and Daughter, the camera doesn’t lie.

The front of the boat was the place to be, we had a fantastic time!

Some floaters seemed to think this was a scary ride, we loved every moment. A difficult skill for the novice rafters was keeping track of the cameramen on shore:

Vanity

Near the end of the day we came to a placid area of the river to take a less glamorous photo, but it captures the happiness of the group. By this time the young girl had redeemed herself quite well by attempting to swim one set of rapids with Jack and Dan. She also took an oar to the face in one of the more turbulent section (thanks Dad) where she cut her lip inside and out. She was a trooper about the whole thing, despite a wound that probably needs stitches and wouldn’t stop bleeding for quite a while.

One of Vector’s good friends was guiding a raft full of English school-boys, 14-18 years old. They were encouraged by their guide to splash our boat, while the guide took great pleasure in splashing me in particular; the “big man.” So as we were pulling near shore at the end of the trip, I made my best effort to board that vessel by leaping into it (and next to the guide) as it came near. I missed. Leaping from my raft I only opened the distance so I came down on the back of their raft and into the water. No worries, I pulled myself up, grabbed the offending guide and pulled him into the river with me. Vengeance is a small pleasure, but it was a memorable ending.

The most dangerous part of the trip came next. To get out of the canyon we stopped near a cable car. The car descends into the valley and stops high above the beach. Next the car unhinges at the carrier and drops vertically to the ground – about 30 feet. Jack and Dan look at me as if I know the answer. Why the hell not? We pile in and start counting how many will join us and hope the number is less than the rust spots and popped rivets on this contraption. We get to the top uneventfully; I am the last to sign the damage waiver, I get to it just before we dock. This is a good time to mention that on the opposite side of the river, porters are carrying rafts, kayaks and equipment by foot up the side of the valley. And they are not going slowly – it was very impressive.

We make our way back to the lodging area where we started, passing through the guides’ villages on the way. Lots of locals come out to say hello and every kid is waving. We notice that the locals whistle to communicate. I thought this was something peculiar on the river, but now it seems that many of these folks have whistles that work like names. So the ride becomes quite musical. This is only my observation; it may just be a silly notion.

It’s still early in the day, about 4PM, so we try to figure out what to do next. We head back to the falls and find our way to the bridge that crosses over to Zimbabwe. Halfway across there is a large pagoda and about 30 people milling about. As soon as we arrive, someone grabs Dan, checks his weight and puts him in a harness. Then Jack, and finally I get one of my own. We are 111 meters (365’) from the valley floor and we are going to jump off the bridge. Bungee baby!

Dan is a bit nervous. He’s already knocked back a couple beers and demands to go first so he won’t see us fall. But he goes through the whole process very well, its only when he looks down that anyone really notices the trepidation. He looks into the river below for only the briefest moment before snapping his eyes to the horizon. But he falls well, straight down with barely a scream. Jack is next and he is enthusiastic, even after I point out the frays in the rope. Jack’s war whoop is cut a bit short as he leaves the platform, but he gets off clean with only a slight twist. The twist turns into spins near the bottom, but Jack comes up happy.

Dan Titcomb

Jack Gray

I don’t see much of Jack’s return trip, cause I’m getting my feet wrapped in towels, two around each ankle, and then a strap with a D-ring goes around the towels and between my feet. The operator is blathering some nonsense about the jump, where to put my feet, the countdown, whatever. I’ve jumped from airplanes, flown helicopters – ground rush is my thing. Another guy with a camera is interviewing me, but I’m trying to monitor the dude with the towels and silly instructions. I ask blather boy if that’s as tight as the strap gets, he just smiles and pushes me towards the edge of the platform.

I want to get a good leap into the abyss, so I try to slide the balls of my feet over the edge. But when I get that far with one foot, I feel the weight of the rope tug on my leg. The rope is heavy and starts to pull me over. So I back up a little; only the toes I guess. I look at the horizon, smile to myself as I remember the first time I jumped for the parachute badge 24 years ago. Someone starts counting 5-4-3, but I’m not waiting. I bend my knees, lean forward and leap.

It’s beautiful. The river is coursing below, the air is clear. I can hear the wind start to pick up as I fall. Slowly my body rotates from prone to heads down and I can sense the speed. I’m looking forward to the next bit, the ground rush starts to come and then, right when its getting interesting - there’s a tug at my ankles and I slow much quicker than expected. The ride stops about 50 feet from the bottom. I thought it stopped, and actually felt a bit cheated as I watched the river pull away from me. Then I turn to see where I am going. Holyshittheresabridge! And I’m headed right for it. Obviously that was not an aspect of the ride I anticipated. For a few moments I bounce between the river and the bridge, trying to coax a little more into the ride by pulling with my legs and kipping at the bottom. But when the blood starts to settle in my head I decide enough’s enough.

During the last couple bounces I see someone descending from the bridge by rope. He lasso’s the bungee and pulls us together. I’m still bouncing around so to prevent any rope burn I grab his rope and stop all the movement. He’s not happy about that, but I’m pleased with my inverted dexterity. I crawl down the rope to his chair and we start the ride to the top. He gets to answer the same questions he’s probably answered a million times. He’s been working there for 4 years, jumps several times every day, and never wants to do anything else. I was number 90 for the day, second to last.

The sun is just reaching for the horizon as we collect back at the lodge. We settle onto the deck to watch the sun set over the high side of the Zambezi – and have a few drinks.